Unboring Running

Introducing gear for unseriously serious runners.

Kick Asphalt is designed to keep you moving through every grueling step of the decision you made to put your body through this again. Our shorts and leggings are equal parts durable, comfortable, and cool as hell—because your sweaty, tooth-jarring efforts deserve nice things.

And yes: they have pockets.

You’re welcome.

Made for athletes by athletes

Flex when you flex

Our bodyflex fabric is in it to win it. Whether you go for compression or room to breathe, your gear will always be in better shape than you are.

Unique design

You kicked your own ass so that your ass would look kickin’. Our comfortable, yet flattering designs give you mobility while letting the people appreciate the goods.

Quality you can feel

Soft, moisture-wicking, lightweight fabric feels nice on your tush. That’s it. That’s the whole pitch.

Leggings

Whether you’re kicking ass on the roads, trails, or treadmill, our leggings are the perfect choice. Our lightweight, moisture-wicking bodyflex fabric is fitted yet stretchy, keeping you comfortable and insulated while you run. And you know they have pockets, hell yeah.

  • Lightweight and moisture-wicking
  • Bodyflex: 88% polyester/12% spandex
  • And pockets... DAAAYUM!

Men's Training Shorts

In the gym. On the road. On the couch. (Let’s be honest, a lot of their mileage will be racked up on the couch.) Wherever you’re running… or, uh, not… these bad boys will keep you comfy the whole way there. And, of course, they have pockets.

  • Built-in moisture-wicking undershorts are 88% polyester and 12% spandex
  • The outer layer is a light, stretch-woven microfiber of 100% bodyflex polyester

Headbands

They’re attractive. They’re comfortable. They’ll keep the sweat out of your eyes. The snot, well… you’re on your own with the snot.

JUNK’s Technical T-Shirt fabric is a breakthrough technology specifically designed to keep you cool while emulating a super comfortable t-shirt feel. This is the best athletic headband you'll ever wear!

  • One size fits most
  • Machine washable blend of 89% polyester/11% spandex
  • Lightweight, single ply, breathable, soft & cool against the skin
  • Wicking to help pull sweat away from the skin & quickly dry

Women's Running Shorts

Let your badass gams feel every photon of the sun, every drop of rain, and every splash of mud on your journey to greatness. These babies will let you air out while attractively hugging your derrière.

  • Built-in moisture-wicking undershorts are 100% lycra
  • Outer layer is a light, stretch-woven microfiber (mmm, comfy).
  • Wide, comfortable waistband is 88% polyester and 12% spandex
  • Breathable, lightweight feeling that doesn’t chafe
  • Inner pocket in waistband

Compression Shorts

Our compression shorts have silicone leg bands to keep ‘em put while you’re squatting, lifting, or kicking asphalt. And, yes: they have pockets.

  • Lightweight and moisture-wicking
  • 88% polyester/12% spandex
  • What?!? POCKETS!

More Merch

Long Sleeve Performance Tee

UNBORING RUNNING

Breezin' down a trail? Sunrisin' on your run? Sprintin' around the track? Stormin' the finish line? Or just Beachin' it? We've got you covered!

  • 100% Microfiber Performance Polyester
  • Moisture Management
  • Anti-Microbial
  • Wrinkle-resistant
  • UPF 50+

Super Soft Tees

ON YOUR LEFT

You're competitive. You know it. We know it. Give everyone a subtle nudge to pick up the pace... after you pass them... on the left.

  • Super soft
  • Lightweight
  • Motivational

Unseriously Serious Runner

Be honest. It's serious business when you lace up your shoes and hit the pavement. Doesn't matter if it's a mile or a marathon. But admit it. Sometimes funny, unserious $#!% happens.

  • Super soft
  • Lightweight
  • Truth

Duo Tank

Gray / Black

Teal / Black

"Eat my dust" is so 80's.

Damn. That was like over 30 some years ago... Anyway, you run harder now and tearing up the pavement ain't nuthin' but a thang. Smooch that.


Reflective Pullover

Stay a little warmer and look a helluva lot cooler (and shiny too). Reflective, moisture-wicking and stretchy comfort. Subtle during the day and standout at night.

Puddle Blue

Fresh Asphalt

Pavement Gray

Puddle Blue

Fresh Asphalt

Pavement Gray


Boston 26.2

Congrats on your BQ! If this is your first Boston or your 17th, we all know there's never enough swag. You earned it, so wear it proud.

Run Boston 26.2
Long Sleeve Tee

Run Boston 26.2
Short Sleeve Tee

I Kick'd Hearbreak Hill's Asphalt
Hoodie Tank

I Kick'd Hearbreak Hill's Asphalt
Short Sleeve Tee

Get your ass in gear.

Specifically our gear.

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